(The following document contains descriptions of common bodily functions that are rarely discussed. You have been warned…) Knowing that I am literally sitting upon about three pounds of fully digested food that is in the natural form required before it can exit one's body forever, I find so much joy and contentment that I can barely contain myself. I know at first glance this must sound like the ramblings of a madman -- and I certainly do fit that description -- but my use of