Vegetarians are Nazis -- Only Atheists Eat Fruits and Vegetables

Is not an apple a living, breathing organism when attached to its tree? Does not a potato live vibrantly underground on its root, silently yearning for the comfort other potatoes yield by their proximity? Does not the apple cease to live when it is consciously separated from its home, as does the potato when it is unceremoniously yanked from its root?

Is this not murder? Are we not suffocating the life from these organisms by systematically removing them from the environments they thrive in? Is this not murder in the first degree?

Regardless of our religious persuasion, regardless of how we perceive God, we know His commandment to not murder is inviolable. Therefore, only atheists can eat fruits and vegetables -- because a person of high moral character would not justify the slaughter of innocents.  All Nazis were atheists; therefore, all vegetarians are Nazis.

Drinking Water is Genocide

Without thinking, billions of people across the planet drink water every day, unaware of the genocide they are perpetuating. Examine a single drop of water under a microscope and you will find tens of thousands of living, breathing organisms. These organisms form a rudimentary society, free of privilege and hate and bigotry – until we drink them -- and the enzymes in our stomach slaughter them by the hundreds of thousands. Is this not the definition of genocide? Do these innocent organisms deserve to be wiped out of existence like this?

These creatures do not discriminate based upon gender or race. They live in harmony with one another in a diverse society where all are welcome and all are equal. There is no war or poverty in a glass of water – until we consciously decide to drink it, and extinguish the life in it forever.

Cannibalism is Truth and Beauty

The answer to the dilemma posed above is simple and straightforward – eat your own flesh and drink your own blood. Our flesh and blood thrive on the mindless destruction of all living organisms. Murdering the murderer is the only way of offering reparations to the millions of innocent lives destroyed through the selfishness of existence. It is a moral act of the highest order to drink your own blood. It asserts your realization that by being born, you have sinned against the earth and are ready now to face the consequences of your actions.

Only when babies can self-abort will the stain of original sin be lifted from mankind. It is wise and holy to cut off your nose to spite your face -- and then to feed it to a stranger in need.

Open a vein today and pour it upon the earth. Let the worms and fruit flies be nourished!

The science is settled...